This is Bernard, and he is my new best friend:
Trips to Terra Toys are always a lovely way to spend an hour or so on a Sunday, but this time around I got horribly distracted by the plastic action figures. The kickass Maid Marian caught my eye, and then - the anthropomorphic pirates!
This guy was the winner, because there's nothing about him that fails to be ridiculous, amazing, or ridiculously amazing. He's a left-handed walrus, right? Who is also a pirate. Who has a peg leg and a hook hand but both tusks intact.
I also got some owl stickers at Terra Toys, because let's face it: it'd just be weird to check out with nothing but a plastic toy.