Etsy shop update

I'm excited about the new shop!

I made a handful of bracelets, which are now listed, and I'll be making more bows today.

It will also be awesome when these:



come in from ebay (Hong Kong, even), and when I hopefully have some of these made.

Buahaha. There will be necklaces.

Grand Opening!

That's right, I have a store now. Hopefully Ivy won't consider me too much competition [:-P], although she makes completely different things, such as cloud earrings.

The Green Yak is now open for business! At the moment you can only buy bows that used to be the Sunday comics and magazines (isn't recycling cool?), but I have grand plans for beaded jewelry and cloth items, as well. Necklaces, bracelets, coasters, stuffed animals... it'll be awesome.

Dad was nice enough to make my logo and banner, and mom gave me some good business advice (namely, that my original prices were way too low).

As always, feel free to shamelessly plug me and my shop :-D

Professor Nasty's Dancing-Doomery

Wait, no, I mean Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.



You can find the details (as un-detailed as they are) here at the Dr. Horrible Master Plan Page. Basically, what we have here is Joss Whedon + Nathan Fillion + Neil Patrick Harris + songs + comic books -- in case you're having trouble carrying the "i's" that equals a supervillain musical.

Act I went up just a little while ago (why no, I did not stay up late waiting for it, that would be silly), and I think it's hilarious. Acts II and III will be appearing over the course of the week, and then vanishing into the ether come the weekend. At this point, of course, we will be expected to shell out large amounts of cash for a copy of Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.

Which we will gladly do.

[After you've watched Act I, come back here so we can talk about how fantastically dickish the "super hero" is. I want his shirt! As in, the actual shirt that he is currently wearing, because he's hot, and .... um, I'll just leave now. Go watch the clip.]

FTW!

Today has been (mostly) fantastic! [Other than the time spent at the DPS offices, of course.]

Mom and Grandpa picked me up for an extremely brief lunch, interrupted by dad coming to pick me up for the 4:40 showing of Hellboy II. From there, dad dropped me off at the Long Center to meet my friend Alex, who had invited me to see the Video Games Live concert with him.

All in all, a good time all around. The bean and cheese nachos at El Arroyo were delicious, although I wish I could have spent more time talking to mom and grandpa. Hellboy II was a little too long and had a little too much romance (but at least no gross kissing scenes, amirite?), but was otherwise very enjoyable. The bad guy wasn't really a "bad" (or a "guy", I suppose, technically), which is always interesting, and the special effects and costumes were beautiful. Most importantly, I now have solid confirmation that old ladies eat cats.

And the Video Games Live concert? Um, amazing. Photos time!

The event was held at the lovely new Long Center:
And started with a costume contest:


The first event was an audience member playing Space Invaders:

The tension was upped by the fact that he had to run back and forth across the stage to move the ship:

The second event was a challenge to hit 160,000 points in the new Aerosmith Guitar Hero game, with the guy who won the Guitar Hero contest before the concert (I was actually sitting next to him):


Btw, look at his score. This was close to the end of the game. He won a $2500 laptop:

If you don't know this kid, then this probably doesn't mean anything to you, but Martin Leung (sp?) was there as well. Great piano playing!:
The end!:

Happy 4th of July!

Seeing as how it's only noon here, I'll be blogging about the actual holiday tomorrow or later.

At the moment, I have to share two emails I received this morning:

Email 1 had me excited just at the subject line, "Crazy Loop - O-Zone's Dan Balan mit neuem Ego und Single." I'm sure I would have been even more excited if I actually spoke the language, although "Der Frontmann Von O-Zone Mit Seinem Neuen Ego Crazy Loop Und Der Hitsingle Mm Ma Ma -- Out Now" wasn't too difficult to parse.

Basically, the guy I geeked out over back when he was doing this with O-Zone is now doing this.

Yes. I can tell you're all very excited for me. Uh-huh. Let's just say I know what to buy myself off iTunes once it's available. Until then, everyone gets to listen to me playing the music video over and over (and over) again.

Email 2 just made me jealous. The one non working-in-an-office job I've had recently, and I almost wish I were in one of their cubicles.

Happy First of July!

I've decided that July 1st is official Post Something Hilarious From the Internets Day.

Here's my contribution:
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In all my years of studying douchebaggery, never have i encountered anything like this. It’s such pure and unadulterated douche that I wish I could bottle it and use just a drop of it at a time.

The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won’t even tell you my favorite parts because i don’t want to ruin anything. Just listen.

There's a Reason. . .

. . . for the title of this blog.

For example, I've been playing around with iron-on transfers lately. With t-shirts for $2.50 at Michael's and transfer paper a buck a pop, I can't afford not to!

Wait, yes I can. But it is fun. I have a workout shirt in the works for my mom (I'm thinking Rosie the Riveter), and I made one for myself last night. It is, in fact, a comic book shirt. Specifically, this image:


Also last night, I decided to rent a movie. We had just sent Strays back to Blockbuster (Vin Diesel, I love you only slightly less than I would love that two hours of my life back), and so I actually had to go to the movie-rentery. There I discovered that I've seen all the comedies that are any good from the Comedy section, and couldn't decide on an action movie.

Instead, I rented the Wii game Okami. While I do take issue with a few things, such as the incredibly long cut-scenes and the fact that your character is given an annoying little Navi-like fairy, the game is very interesting to play. The idea for the game is fantastic:

Unique to Ōkami is the Celestial Brush. Players can bring the game to a pause and call up a canvas, where the player can draw onto the screen, either using the left analog stick on the PlayStation 2's Dual Shock controller, or pointing with the Wii Remote.^[19] This feature is used in combat, puzzles, and as general gameplay.^[20] For example, the player can create strong wind by drawing a loop, cut enemies by drawing a line through them, or create bridges by painting one, amongst many other abilities. These techniques are learned through the course of the game by completing constellations to release the Celestial Brush gods (inspired by the Chinese zodiac) from their hiding spots.^[21]

Goodwill 50th Anniversary Party

Here are the photos from the Goodwill party! There was food (free hamburgers, whoo) on the first floor, as well as a balloon artist.


Top floor held all the cover bands and dancing space :-D

In honor of the event, I showed up wearing a purse, top, skirt, and sandals that I bought at the Goodwill on North Lamar. I think the whole outfit only cost me $27.

Mom and Dad, of course, had to one-up me by being better dressed.



Everyone seemed to be having a good time, even the woman who had to dress as a witch to promote the Ghoulwill Ball (someone please buy me an $85 ticket?).

The cover bands were both fantastic. Of course, I was a bit partial to the group that played '80s songs [Radiostar] over the one that played '70s songs [Memphis Train Revue]. Now I will shamelessly plug for both groups and recommend them for your next event.





I had lots of fun, and everyone seemed completely exhausted by the end of the evening. There were certainly plenty of couples who, to use the modern "slang," decided to "cut a rug."

$610

I owe my previous apartment company $610, because I accidentally sublet to a psycho who left the place a mess. No, literally.

I'd be upset about the cost, except the total actual repair cost was apparently almost $3,000 - baseboards were pulled up, walls had to be totally repainted, etc. Six blinds had to be replaced, too, which is basically every set of blinds in the apartment. Oh, and he skipped out on rent for the last month too. Of course he did.

Work is finished for the evening; I need a drink.

Playing God

If there were subheadings on Blogger, I totally would have written "playing??" But there aren't, so I didn't.

So! I downloaded a demo of the creature creator from the upcoming game Spore. I've spent a little time playing around with the demo, and all I can say is I. Must. Have. This. Game.

I made this little fella earlier today:

Everything is wrong with this

Today's "commentoon" from Women's eNews was a rather unpleasant surprise (click to enlarge):
1) I think this makes dangerously light of Roe v. Wade and illegal abortions, especially since they really were disgusting and harmful. Poor taste there.

2) The cartoon really does contradict itself. Hillary supporters all have only one issue on the brain (choice, presumably, judging by the hanger), and they're so angry that they're going to vote for someone who is not pro-choice? Um. No?

3) Yes, yes, we know already. All Clinton supporters are angry middle-class middle-aged white women with bad haircuts and poor fashion sense. (we'll just ignore all the college students and seniors and minorities who made up her base, oh yes)

This cartoon gets an E, for Epic Fail.

You're Invited!

Goodwill's having a party and I, for one, will be there at least part of the evening :-D.

In other news:
- Work is going really well. 21 hours a week is my average for the summer, which equals a niceish paycheck.

- Just got in issue #3 of 2000AD from ebay this morning. D.R. & Quinch is quickly becoming one of my favorite comics.

- Marlowe taught himself a new trick. It involves somehow getting onto the top shelf in the closet, and then meowing piteously because he can't get back down. Rinse, wash, repeat.

- Kung Fu Panda is worth a watch. Things to Come, on the other hand, is a bit less entertaining.

- One semester left! One semester left!

Dr. McNinja

The Adventures of Dr. McNinja is also lots of fun. "Current Story" will take you to a story arc involving Dracula's moon base (yes, yes it does), but the story makes more sense if you visit the archives first.

There's also a store. I think these shirts would look very good on ... well, me ;-).

College students . . .

. . . don't do Saturday morning cartoons.

We do webcomics.

To wit:
- I like this entire comic, but Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Mummy's Curse is just fantastic.
- Bite Me is an old favorite, now finally up as free archives
- And, by the same author, Family Man, which is still running.

The best part is you can learn things by reading all three, especially the notes on Family Man.

Wedding Photos!

Jennifer and Chase's wedding was Friday night.


It was a very nice day outside, and I think I cleaned up well ;-):



I didn't know many of the people there, but we did run into Holliway:



The ceremony was really beautiful, as was the reception: