Here's my contribution:
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In all my years of studying douchebaggery, never have i encountered anything like this. It’s such pure and unadulterated douche that I wish I could bottle it and use just a drop of it at a time.
The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won’t even tell you my favorite parts because i don’t want to ruin anything. Just listen.
6 comments:
Way to disrespect Canada Day! >:O
Aw, you're not from Canadia, what do you care?
:-P
Hello, my name is Sir Douchebag, I am King of the Douches from County Douche in the Land of Douchebagery on the continent of Doucheland.
And the sad thing is, somebody was going out with him once.
But Nik, we have acknowledge the sacrifice that many Canadian made towards saving their county from...moose? Puffins? Inuits? Something bad!
Well they've rebuffed attacks from the U.S., what, twice now?
Dear anonymous,
Yes, but he's ROYALTY. Who doesn't want to date ROYALTY?
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